I Like My Coffee Strong and Silent Unisex T-Shirt

I Like My Coffee Strong and Silent – Comfort Colors® Unisex Tee
Your favorite introvert manifesto — now in shirt form.

You don’t need to explain your vibe. This shirt does it for you.
Smooth sarcasm meets hot espresso in one slow-sipped statement tee.

Whether you’re dodging small talk or embracing the peaceful silence of a morning ritual, this shirt is for those who sip strong and stay cool. It’s more than a pun — it’s personal space, printed on cotton.

Perfect for introverts, caffeine snobs, and anyone whose vibe is "coffee first, people second."

Product Details

▪ Printed on Gildan® 64000 — soft-touch, 100% ring-spun cotton with a modern classic fit
▪ Minimalist espresso cup line art with bold text graphic
▪ Lightweight & breathable for all-day wear
▪ Reinforced with double-stitched hems, taped shoulders, and a ribbed collar for lasting structure
▪ Printed in the USA with eco-safe, Oeko-Tex certified inks
▪ Made to order & ships in 3–5 business days.

Care Instructions
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry for best wear. Do not bleach.

Fit Tips
Comfort Colors® runs relaxed and boxy. Order true to size for a chill fit, or size down for a neater silhouette.

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