Dead Inside But Caffeinated Unisex T-Shirt

Dead Inside But Caffeinated – Unisex T-Shirt, Skeleton Coffee Shirt
A darkly funny tee for morning survivalists

Worn-out soul? Still grinding?
This shirt gets you.

With a grim grin and a mug full of liquid motivation, this skeleton embodies every coffee lover who feels more like a zombie before their first cup. Whether you’re facing a brutal Monday or dodging small talk at 7 a.m., this tee brings humor to the chaos and caffeine to the soul.

Perfect for the sarcastic, overworked, and highly-caffeinated — wear it with pride (and a latte).

Product Details
▪ Printed on Gildan® 64000 — 100% ring-spun cotton with a soft-touch feel
▪ Vintage skeleton illustration sipping coffee with earthy tones and grunge shading
▪ Lightweight, breathable, and durable for everyday caffeine-fueled wear
▪ Shoulder-to-shoulder taping and ribbed collar for structured comfort
▪ Printed in the USA with eco-conscious, Oeko-Tex certified inks

Care Instructions
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry for longest wear. Avoid bleach.

Fit Tips
This is a Gildan® 64000 modern classic fit. True to size with a structured shoulder. Size up for a relaxed vibe or down for a snug silhouette.

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